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Wikipedia Vandalism Proves Republicans Hate Harry Potter
Above, some rakish Wikipedia vandal erases the entire entry for Harry Potter and replaces it with “Snape is the half-blood prince and kills Dumbledore.” This hilarious prankster’s IP address was...
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Mean Obama Kids Put Stickers On Wyoming GOP Office!
There has been an OUTRAGEOUS CRIME committed against the little GOP office in Cody, Wyoming! Local children are accused of putting some Obama stickers and fliers on the windows of the Republican...
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Virginia Teabaggers Still Think Congressman Lives In Brother’s House, Cut Gas...
Yesterday we learned that the Lynchburg Tea Party of Virginia was trying to harass freshman Democratic Rep. Tom Perriello at his home, but posted the address of Perriello’s brother instead. These...
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Sick of Arizona Hatreds? Here’s Some Tennessee Hatreds
Well this is just awful: an African-American couple who were about to close on a vacation home in Lebanon, Tennessee found “a drawing of a man hanging from a noose and a racial epithet sketched on the...
View ArticleErnest J. Pagels, Jr. Is Your Republican Wisconsin Alvin Greene
Put up a Bible verse and cue space music! Wonkette operative “Gene” writes us from his Congressional e-mail account (HEY THAT IS FOR TAXPAYERS NOT YOUR WONKETTE) that he’s “not quite sure this guy...
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Pawlenty Campaign, Minnesota Going Up In Flames As Shutdown Continues
It is WORLD WAR TEN in Minnesota. Following the government shutdown last Friday, there have been no public workers to protect the state parks from roving Visigoth hordes or whatever Marcus Bachmann...
View ArticleBored Tennessee Lawmaker Vandalizes Her Own Desk
“OMG REP TN 4 LYFE” is what Hooters girl-turned Republican Tennessee Rep. Julia Hurley wanted to carve into her desk in the state House chamber, but she only got to her initials before she saw...
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Finally, Someone Is Going To Jail For What The Banks Did!
Yes, you read that right: finally, someone is going to jail for what the banks did! If this seems like it is too good to be true, Wonketeers, your instincts are correct because the person who is...
View ArticleOrange County Cops Charged After They Eated All The Snacks In Pot Dispensary...
You wacky stoners might remember — were your synapses not fried by the Demon Weed — those cops in Santa Ana, California, who were caught on video apparently sampling the inventory of a local marijuana...
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Judge Throws Several Books At Teens Who Vandalized Historic Black Schoolhouse
History — who needs it? In Loudoun County, Virginia, a local judge has given five teenagers who vandalized a historic black schoolhouse with racist graffiti last year a novel sentence — and several...
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After Threats To Jewish Community Centers, Trump Bravely Says Hatred Probably...
No idea why anyone thinks Trump approves of hatred There’s been a wave of threats phoned in to Jewish community centers around the country in the last week, following threats phoned in to Jewish...
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American Muslims Raise Money For Vandalized Jewish Cemetery. Just What Are...
Is anyone investigating whether Sweden was involved? Here’s a little bit of news to restore your faith in humanity, and Crom knows we all need frequent infusions of THAT these days: After more than 150...
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ALL The Spartacuses ‘Confess’ To Murdering Durham’s Loser Traitor Confederate...
You can’t be Spartacus. You don’t look anything like Carol Channing To protest the arrests of eight people charged in the destruction of that tacky 1924 Confederate soldier statue outside the former...
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Sacramento Cops Shoot Unarmed Man Dead For Holding Cell Phone While Black
Stephon Clark Sacramento police shot and killed an unarmed black man Sunday night in his own backyard; they say they thought he was pointing a gun at them. He was holding a phone. Stephon Clark, 22,...
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